Christine Lawless
writer. comedian. person. barista. dog parent. runner. hiker. athlete. laugher. human. alien. space. sun. stars. moon. black hole. big bang. god. religion. jesus. mary. christmas. holiday. vacation. bahamas. island life. piña colada. coke zero. ice. big cup. special spoon. diagnosis. leader. hero. shopper. tax payer. american. irish-american. potato. character. watcher. artist. creator. pants. socks. pie. water. plant. tree. bird. photosynthesis. child. ball. player. game. hate. love. sex. chastity. titty. body. beauty. self-love. self-hate. insecurity. confident. devil. angel. clouds. earth. taurus. april. rain. springtime. summer. age. young. old. fashionable. new york. los angeles. paris. london. dublin. city. country. nation. nationwide. side. left. right. rights. wrongs. lawyer. justice. law. order. television. film. feminism. intersectionality. bagels. schmear. bears. mountains. sky. critters. park bench. can opener. coconut. computer. intelligence. college. education. loans. debt. contradiction. understanding. wonder. wander. lust. care. family. compartment. case. box. bin. garbage. bag. plastic. microplastics. ocean. whale. dolphin. shark. fish. sushi. japanese. origami. paper. ream. reap. grim. death. okay im done.
About Christine
Christine is a Los Angeles-based comedy writer and performer who somehow ended up writing about small-town life despite fleeing it years ago. They live in the past but work for the future, focusing on themes of family dysfunction or rural absurdity to craft a nuanced perspective shaped by those roots. While they’ve trained at The Magnet, UCB, Second City, The Pack, and UCLA, they mostly learned "funny" from their hilarious mother. Their work seeks to make audiences laugh through the drama and cry through the comedy.
You can catch Christine’s comedy regularly with Bonus Feature, a House Sketch team at The Pack Theater. They debut brand-new shows every second Wednesday of the month at 9 PM. You might not see them on stage, but you’ll hear the words they wrote.
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What The People Are Saying About Christine
“Their attention to detail and commitment to quality truly stood the test of time. I recommend Christine for all your comedic needs”
FORMER CUSTOMER“I honestly couldn’t think of a louder person.”
Former BOSS
“Every detail was thoughtfully executed. Literally, like, every single detail. It was honestly a little annoying. 2 stars”
Former Lover